I won't lie to you, I have a lot of friends that I've met through various things on the internet. I'm not ashamed, I think a lot more people do it than admit to it. This is my friend, Dan. He has this little internet/musical stage name, DanExMachina, so I've replaced his real screen name with DXM, and I'm Krissy... because I'm Krissy. The following conversation is about Possum Kingdom, by The Toadies. In case you're a little slow, I made you a nice little hyperlink, so by clicking the name of the song you can go see the video on youtube. Aren't I nice?
Anyway, here's the convo. See if you can pick out the cute little Talking Heads reference I threw in there just to taunt him. I was dying from laughter the whole time. You'll probably think we're queer. I don't really care.
Krissy (4:05:23 PM): listening to possum kingdom makes me want to drink beer and wear cutoffs
DXM (4:05:32 PM): great song about vampires
Krissy (4:05:34 PM): lol
Krissy (4:05:44 PM): it is so not about vampires
DXM (4:05:53 PM): have you ever read the words
Krissy (4:05:58 PM): yes
DXM (4:06:00 PM): ...
Krissy (4:06:10 PM): wait
Krissy (4:06:12 PM): are you being serious
DXM (4:06:14 PM): yes
Krissy (4:06:15 PM): how did i miss this
Krissy (4:06:17 PM): no fucking way
DXM (4:06:44 PM): prolly too busy watching jewblood
Krissy (4:06:52 PM): it's totally about like
Krissy (4:06:55 PM): necrophilia
Krissy (4:07:08 PM): he's gonna kill her
Krissy (4:07:11 PM): and fuck her dead body
DXM (4:07:20 PM): nah the tell is
DXM (4:07:33 PM): You'll stay as beautiful
With dark hair
And soft skin...forever
Forever
DXM (4:07:38 PM): cuzimmortal
Krissy (4:07:46 PM): cuzdead so not again
Krissy (4:07:49 PM): *aging
DXM (4:07:58 PM): skin doesnt last forever
DXM (4:08:12 PM): ...unless you're a vamp
Krissy (4:08:13 PM): omg please do not ruin this song for me
DXM (4:08:25 PM): vampires are great
DXM (4:08:41 PM): just cuz twilight and true blood made them uncool recently
DXM (4:08:50 PM): does not undo seven years of buffy
Krissy (4:08:54 PM): lol
Krissy (4:08:55 PM): omg
Krissy (4:09:02 PM): what the fuck is up with people and buffy
DXM (4:09:07 PM): best show ever
Krissy (4:09:20 PM): DAN HE LEGIT GOES DO YOU WANNA DIE DO YOU WANNA DIE DO YOU WANNA DIIIIIIE
DXM (4:09:27 PM): yes
Krissy (4:09:36 PM): I will treat you well, my sweet angel = i'm going to fuck your dead body
DXM (4:09:59 PM): how does treating someone well mean fucking their body
DXM (4:10:23 PM): he's asking her to become immortal because "do you wanna die" is the OTHER option
DXM (4:10:40 PM): and saying he'll treat her well for eternity
Krissy (4:10:50 PM): so he's a vampire too
Krissy (4:10:54 PM): no
DXM (4:10:56 PM): the angel thing is cute cuz geddit
DXM (4:11:11 PM): yes thats the point, he wants to sire her
Krissy (4:11:35 PM): no
Krissy (4:11:42 PM): he's a psycho killer
Krissy (4:11:42 PM): Qu'est-ce que c'est?
DXM (4:11:51 PM): if he's not a vampire then what's his "dark secret"
Krissy (4:11:54 PM): (just looked up spelling)
DXM (4:12:06 PM): also
Krissy (4:12:06 PM): his dark secret = murderer
DXM (4:12:08 PM): I want you for mine
My blushing bride
Krissy (4:12:16 PM): = i'm going to fuck oyu
Krissy (4:12:20 PM): take your virginity
DXM (4:12:27 PM): no one says LET ME TELL YOU MY SECRET: I'M A MURDERER
DXM (4:12:36 PM): they just say i'm gonna kill u
Krissy (4:12:42 PM): BUT THEY GO "I'M A VAMPIRE?"
Krissy (4:12:47 PM): BECAUSE VAMPIRES TOTES EXIST
DXM (4:14:00 PM): in the fictional universe killers still don't talk like that
DXM (4:14:24 PM): unless theyre from uzbekistan or something and failed their citizenship test
Krissy (4:14:35 PM): hahahahaha
DXM (4:14:56 PM): plus he says "i didn't mean to scare you"
Krissy (4:15:07 PM): psychotic behavior
DXM (4:15:12 PM): like no
Krissy (4:15:22 PM): whatev
DXM (4:15:32 PM): YOU'LL STAY AS BEAUTIFUL
DXM (4:15:36 PM): aka the same
DXM (4:15:42 PM): cuz never ever change
Krissy (4:15:46 PM): BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT AGING BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAD
Krissy (4:15:47 PM): dude
Krissy (4:15:51 PM): did you see the fucking music video
DXM (4:15:55 PM): DEAD PEOPLE DECOMPOSE
Krissy (4:16:01 PM): he's carrying a body in a god damn baf
Krissy (4:16:02 PM): *bag
DXM (4:16:43 PM): whoa who ever heard of a song that isn't acted out in its video
Krissy (4:16:58 PM): listen
Krissy (4:17:15 PM): no
Krissy (4:17:46 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkwD5rQ-_d4&ob=av3e
Krissy (4:17:48 PM): i know
Krissy (4:17:49 PM): ugh
Krissy (4:17:51 PM): you're impossible
DXM (4:18:02 PM): spliphstar
05-29-2002
Rated -1 the lead singer of the toadies (i can't remember his name, sorry) actually said, when this song was released, that it is actually about a vampire wanting to change a human. so ha
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Krissy (4:18:15 PM): fuckin damn
DXM (4:18:49 PM): you don't want it with me on 90s one-hit wonders i'll own your family
Krissy (4:19:28 PM): hahaha
DXM (4:19:36 PM): that said i like the necro interpretation
Krissy (4:19:48 PM): that's totally what i've thought for like years
Krissy (4:20:00 PM): i'm so disappointed
DXM (4:20:09 PM): tyler the other great toadies song is about rape
DXM (4:20:30 PM): which is cute cuz vampirism's kind of like rape
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